FYI, BJ's is again offering a free 60 day membership
. Unfortunately, I don't have one near me, but I'd check it out if I were close to one. I apologize if you arrived here looking for something else, but hopefully you'll still be able to take advantage of it. For further reading, if you decide to purchase a membership to one of these stores, this article
compares some of the Big 3.
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